Tuesday, Nov. 12, 2002 - 5:08 am

Description: A 27 year old Scorpio, who loves music, and making sweet love to his lady, this silly native of Hawaii hopes to someday be in a band, so he can dis all the women that wouldn't date him in high school.

Strengths: Romance, music trivia, knockin' the preverbial boots, useless knowledge, eating, being able to not get addicted to bad stuff like drugs, cigarettes, and Starbucks.

Weaknesses: Too nice, never been in a fight (unless you count getting knocked out by somebody, before i even knew there was a fight happening when i was in 7th grade), my gut. ("I'm working on it!")

Special Skills: Celebrity impressions ("Cos", N. Cage, C. Walken); types 60 words a minute; makes a mean spaghetti and meatballs; certified forklift driver.

Weapons: Mr. Bozack; super soakers; a wicked pen collection; ninja stars; frozen entrees; a wet sock full of marbles; space doo-doo pistol borrowed from "Octo"

Aliases: J Meddowz; Dr. Jonathan Pebblestone; Brak Morris; Screech Urkleton; Alf Webster; Balky Scagnetti; Dred McMahon; Krausbones (half of the tag team champions of the universe: Tombstone & Krausbones)

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