2003-03-26 - 11:07 p.m.
Yesterday I was plaing tennis by myself. Alot of my friends ask why do you play by yourself, but I keep telling them, that for one I always get to serve and I also never lose. Anyway, after love on the tenth set I decided to take a brake. So I sat down on one of the green benches by the fence. Sitting there next to me was Cucky. You now the doll that is possessed by an evil wizard guy, but he didn't look all that bent on killing anyone that day. Infact he looked kinda sad. So I asked him, "Hey, Chucky how you doin'? You look kinda sad. What's wrong?" He then looked up at me with a tear in his eye and said with a cracking voice. "No one wants to be my friend." Well that just hit me right in the heart. I couldn't help but feel sorry for the little guy. So my sympathy went out to him, and I tried to give him some words of encouragement. "Ah, Chucky that's not true. I'm sure there's alot of pepole out there who are just diying to be your friend." Chucky then let out a loud sob. I might have said the wrong thing. So I quickly change the topic. "There there Chuck. Look, why do you think that you don't have any fiends?" After a while of some couphing and sniffles Chucky finaly answered. "B...B...Because I kill them." So I asked,"Well, why do you kill them." and he said, "S...So that I can possess their body to get out of this stupid doll body." Then it hit me, like how Jo always wanted to beat the crap out of Blair, and with this newly found enlightenment I said to Chucky. "Chucky that's your problem right there." Chucky looked at me with a puzzled expression. "'Cause I kill 'em." I shook my head then said. "No not because you kill them, but because you havent accepted who you are. See, Chucky the reason you don't have any friends is that you're tring to hard to be some one your not. So all you have to do is just be yourself, and if they still don't want to be your friend then you don't need 'em." Chucky sat there for a little bit taking in all of what had told him, and then for the first time that day he smiled. Then looked up at me with hope and joy in his eyes and said. "Wow, I never thought about it like that before. Hey, thanks alot I feel better already." Then he jumped down from the bench, and stood as strait and tall as he could with his chin in the air, and said, "I'm gonna make some new friends right now.", and with that he turned around and walked away. Well, the whole time we were talking, hidding in some bushes near the openning to the tennis courts was Tony Danza, and when Chucky was just about to leave Tony jumped out from behind the bushes holding a nine mill. and shot Chucky twice to the head and four times to the upper and lower body. Needless to say Chucky was dead. It turned out that erlier that day Chucky had killed Tony's younger sister. That's why Tony did what he did. Well I learnd something from the whole thing, and that is don't ever make enemys with Mr. Danza.
water - torture
